Jean Claude Van Damme Dancing? Now I've seen everything.

Don't believe me, huh?

Still don't belive me?

Yea, I know it's messed up. Just decided to jolt your eyes. Hehehehe.

More Moto-vational posters!

Genius, I tell ya! Genius!

It's Julio - F*cking - Valiente, bitches!

Ladies gentlemen...

The legendary...

The indestructible...

The ridiculous...

Julio Valiente!


He's so hardcore, physics doesn't apply to him. Gravity is but a mere myth to him!

And yes, I know it's a catchy tune. So in case you're in the mood to embarass yourselves, here are the lyrics!

julio valiente!
valiente...
julio valiente! 2x

ito ang kasaysayan na nangyari noon
aming naaalala mapahanggang ngaun
ang bayang san basilio kahit na kay liit
bawat dampa'y may taong sadyang mababait

julio valiente! 3x
valiente valiente aaaaahhhh

ngunit saang mangdako may ahas din pala
mga taksil na taong mapagsamantala
isang julio valiente sadyang mapagmahal
ang nagtanggol sa bayan tuwing may mangangamkam

julio valiente makisig matapang
sanay sa pag gamit ng gulok at punyal
sya'y tunay na bayaning mahirap makalaban
at kahit sa baril man mahusay ang kamay

maging ang kalaban ay napakarami
wala ring panalo at hindi mag wawagi
hanggang may san basilio ay may isang valiente
nagtatanggol sa bayan kung may umaapi

julio valiente! 3x
valiente valiente aaaaahhhh



Hell yea.

Leonidas? Me thinks not.

With Halloween just around the corner, a whole slew of kiddie costume kits have already emerged at our local Dollar store.

But this caught my eye. Looks like a Spartan's helmet! Kids are gonna wear this? Will their folks even let them? I gotta say you'd have to be one buff 6 year-old to look the part. I can already see it. Lil' kids kicking other kids into open manholes, or ditches while screaming "THIS IS SPAAARRRTAAAHHH!!!"

It didn't have a box, or instructions. Hell, it was missing a cape, shield, and a spear, too.














I wonder how it looks like if I wear it...














...Dumbest... Idea... Ever...

Katt Williams - Everyday I'm Hustlin'

Ok, This is officially my life's anthem...

Katt Williams - "Everyday I'm Hustlin" - Clyde's Exclusive
Uploaded by ClydeTV

More Moto-Vation...

Wanna be the man? Ride a bike. 'Nuff said.

I can already hear some of you humming the "Masked Rider Black" theme...

Louder....

This ain't gonna be pretty...

Someone's asking for a world of hurt...

Can you say "safety violation", kids?

Another Motorcycle Motivational Poster...

Let this be a lesson...

Just thought I'd share this funny pic I found. That's gotta hurt.

Farewell Italian Stallion...

Ran into Jeff, an old college buddy of mine yesterday. I've never had the chance to hang out with him since I've moved here. He was cleaning his Ducati. Dunno what type it was. Sounded Italian. So after exchanging greetings and small talk, we started ogling at each other's bikes. Each of us admiring every detail and commending each other. He looked sad though. Turns out he was selling it that day. I then suggested a quick ride with him around the village. He agreed... And left me in the dirt. It was so funny. It's like I was going backwards. That Duc's as quick as it's noisy. To the uninitiated, the dry clutch gives the impression that it's about to explode, or that there's a foreign object bouncing around in the engine. While we were idling at the stoplight going to Petron, we could barely hear each other. But we were making a pretty catchy beat. His "clickity-clackity", alongside my "bagada-bagada-bag-bag". It was hilarious.


Now THAT'S a racebike.


The paintjob looks costly.

For the life of me, I cannot recall why I loved riding in this position.

Jeff's Duc next to his Swift.

I know the bike's cool, and all, but check out that grass! That looks like golfcourse grass!

Farewell Italian Stallion. You will be missed...

Finally! A Bike Built For Philippine Floods!

Now there's no excuse for missing a typical Philippine typhoon-laden workday.

Where do I sign?

Look Where You Wanna Go...

This is so true for riders like myself. I love this pic's comedic take on the issue.

Sure shows what the biker was looking at. Hehehehe!

I got this pic here.

That's just sad....

You could tell they're giving it their all...

Casting film karaté LOL
Uploaded by jeekay

Hey, they tried...

That's how you rock out!

He even headbangs! His facial expression is freakin' priceless! WOOOOOO!!!