True Legend Trailer

Directed by the almighty Yuen Woo-Ping, True Legend aims to wow the crowd with its sickeningly fast choreography. There's a bit of wire-work, but it looks like it's neither completely wire-reliant, nor 3D needy. It's got a powerhouse cast too, including . It's got Vincent Zhao, the guy best remembered for his short term stint as Wong Fei Hung in Tsui Hark's Once Upon A Time In China series. So yea, you know he's fast. It's also got Jay Chou, Michelle Yeoh, the immortal Gordon Liu, and the late great David Caradine. Definitely looks like it's worth the watch.

13 Assassins Trailer

This flat-out looks awesome. A lot of people are calling it a Japanese 300 though, but I say give it a chance first. Heck, every flick deserves one. I like how the story's pretty straightforward. I personally love the "power-mad pipsqueak must die" plot. There's nobody else better to bring down than someone who thinks they're better than everybody. Oh and on another note, it promises gore. So yea, I'm in.

The Greeks needed 300...

The Japanese only needed 13...

It's Julio - F*cking - Valiente, bitches!

Ladies gentlemen...

The legendary...

The indestructible...

The ridiculous...

Julio Valiente!


He's so hardcore, physics doesn't apply to him. Gravity is but a mere myth to him!

And yes, I know it's a catchy tune. So in case you're in the mood to embarass yourselves, here are the lyrics!

julio valiente!
valiente...
julio valiente! 2x

ito ang kasaysayan na nangyari noon
aming naaalala mapahanggang ngaun
ang bayang san basilio kahit na kay liit
bawat dampa'y may taong sadyang mababait

julio valiente! 3x
valiente valiente aaaaahhhh

ngunit saang mangdako may ahas din pala
mga taksil na taong mapagsamantala
isang julio valiente sadyang mapagmahal
ang nagtanggol sa bayan tuwing may mangangamkam

julio valiente makisig matapang
sanay sa pag gamit ng gulok at punyal
sya'y tunay na bayaning mahirap makalaban
at kahit sa baril man mahusay ang kamay

maging ang kalaban ay napakarami
wala ring panalo at hindi mag wawagi
hanggang may san basilio ay may isang valiente
nagtatanggol sa bayan kung may umaapi

julio valiente! 3x
valiente valiente aaaaahhhh



Hell yea.

Wall-E and Johnny 5: Separated at birth?

Saw Wall-E yesterday. It was a great flick. Every now and then we tend to indulge in those kinds of flicks, just to break the routine.

Eve's cool. As long as you don't piss her off.

If you're into hopeless romantics, Then Wall-E's you're man, er, bot.







Mo was the best character in my opinion. He can't have his universe littered with FOREIGN CONTAMINANTS. If you were dirty, he'd chase you into the gates of hell if need be.



However...



I can't help but feel lik'e I've seen this before...



Kinda makes you wonder...